Stolen from: nhyku
Dear kitty2katniss and FermionGrant ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me, as you were eating kraft dinner and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I love oprah.
Go milk a cow,
How to do this:
Dear (choose a random person) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
1) What's the