L-Tine I hope you find this worth your time! Sorry for taking longer than expected to fill this out. ;~;
1. The most embarrassing thing you did in public?
I used to moon a lot when I was a teenager [except I didn't see it as embarrassing then]. If that's not embarrassing enough, here's something more recent - I once did a presentation on noble gas compounds, and, at the end, I decided it would be fun to inhale some helium, to round it all off on a funny note. Trouble is, I started laughing, and then I started hiccuping, which made me laugh even more.. While my microphone was still on and the presentation was being recorded by my teacher.
2. The most embarrassing thing a family member or friend did in public?
My friend Dieter and I once held a Ouija seance on a construction site. It was very absorbing, so it took until early sunrise. The workers started coming in, and we were about to leave. Dieter wanted to use the porta-potty; however, because he was so tired, he forgot he had locked the door, and tried to force it open. This resulted in the potty flipping over. He didn't want to come out. When I pushed him into the river on the way home, he actually got pissed at me.
3. The dumbest thing you ever did for money?
Gave someone a tooth filling with their own shit. I got paid about as much as a decent dentist, hehe.
4. The dumbest thing you dared someone to do for money?
Put two beakers with transparent liquids in front of someone from class - one with water, the other with 18% ethanoic acid [vinegar] - blindfolded them, put a nose clip on them, and dared them to pick a beaker and drink its contents. They picked the acid.
Their grimaces were worth every penny of my £10.
5. The most awkward date you've had?
It wasn't exactly a date in the generally accepted use of the word, since it took place at my residence, and it was in no way romantic. I invited my special other for lunch [I cooked] back when we were just frenemies, hehe. When she asked me for something to drink, I told her I'd be back in a minute, took a large measuring cup and disappeared [to my room]. Everything was prepared beforehand: I had soaked some dried pineapple rings in boiling water, and the resulting liquid was a dark yellow colour. I poured it into the cup, diluted it a bit to make it look like urine, and triumphantly put it on the dining table. "Ah. Tastes awesome! You should totally try this."
The look on her face was priceless. She fainted. Oh well, more food for me.
6. Biggest catastrophe you nearly caused?
Wanted to do a laxative prank on my University classmates. I brought a cake into class for my birthday once, and all pieces but one were injected with laxative; the one pristine piece was intended for my professor. I prayed to my deity Dirac, that he'd pick the piece with the blue flag - and, after hesitating for a long 30 seconds, he did.
7. Biggest catastrophe you did cause?
Made elephant toothpaste (with a bonus: different colours, because why the heck not) in all the University toilets. I regret nothing.
8. Dumbest thing a pet ever did?
My black tarantula likes to have staring contests with me.
9. Dumbest thing ye' ever done in an automobile?
I was parked outside my fiancee's parents' residence; it was the day, when we were supposed to meet. She took my glasses away, I tried to get them back, and, due to my poor eyesight, tripped on the car floor mat and ended up falling on her, resulting in a fairly suggestive position. The next moment, her father walked out of the door. "It's not what it looks like, trust me!"
10. The most ridiculous reasoning you've used in an argument?
"Don't question me, human."
11. What's that dumb song you like that everyone else hates?
I cannot think of anything to match these criteria.
12. What's that popular song you hate, but everyone else seems to love?
Anything they play on the radio, hehe.
13. Yo' deepest fear, what is it?
Knowing, that I will be a parent one day. I'd rather remove my own gallbladder with an oyster fork and eat it raw with sulphuric acid on top.
14. What's your favorite tacky piece of clothes you own?
I do not own such clothing.
15. Dumbest joke you've ever told?
A Polish airplane crashed, because an engineer was taught that, for stability, all Poles have to be in the left half plane.
Mark an (X) to all that apply.
16. () You've needlessly dragged on an argument even though you've been proved wrong several times.
[Dragged on an argument to make the other person feel bad about themselves, but have never been proven wrong.]
0.2) You're obnoxiously loud sometimes.
[1 of my 5 alters is rowdy and uncontrollable.]
18. () You don't seem to have the ability to shut up.
19. () You have a VERY irrational fear.
[All my fears have a reason.]
0.5) You're a klutz.
[I am clumsy, but that is due to the damage to my vestibular apparatus, caused by my adoptive father through physical abuse.]
X) Your family loves you anyway despite your flaws.
[Family..? Oh, right - my fiancee does, yes. I have no family besides her.]